What ye kin do about global warrmin’

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.
Johnny Depp


Arr, me hearties, tomorrow be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers, ye say, why should Fox be discussin’ Talk Like a Pirate Day on the Tiny Ouroboros? What does this bilge have anything ta do with environmentawhatzit er simple livin’?

The answer is simple, ye scurvy dogs!

Because accordin’ ta this here graph, ye kin see clearly that global warmin’ is real, and that it has a cause, maties:

That’s right, global warmin’ is from not enough pirates! Now, now, don’t ye be seein’ ta keelhaul me just yet. The facts’re right there, shark bait. The fewer pirates, the higher the temperature.

So there ye have it, me hearties, global warmin’ is real and it’s from not enough sea-dogs runnin’ arround!

So how do ye get this planet back into shipshape?

1) Talk Like a Pirate Day! Participate, or I’ll make ye scrub the poop deck! Me kitties put real poop on it, so Ima lookin’ for some lubber ta do it fer me.
2) Booty! Go out and get ye some. Ah dun care if it be ass or illegal music. Not that I be encouragin’ the pillagin’, mind.
3) Ninjas! Real pirates be hatin’ them ninjas. Make them bilge-suckin’ lubbers walk the plank, maties!
4) Grog! All pirates love grog! And His Holy Pasta, arr, we be some devout Pastafarians. Grub and grog with ye hearties (or ye wenches) makes for a well-kept Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Fair winds and godspeed to ye, scurvy dogs!


One Response to “What ye kin do about global warrmin’”

  1. WhiteFox Says:

    WIN XD

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